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  • Town/Country : Brussels, Belgium
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 August 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 498
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 9 posted

About doemetoch : I work in a hospital and have to deal with a lot of difficult situations in my job. Checking this website during my break (or "break") somehow cheers me up. Misery shared is misery halved, right?

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