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doctorhook86

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doctorhook86

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 March 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5166
  • Number of comments : 1202
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About doctorhook86 : What up, creeper?

Grammar-Nazi sympathizer.

Pet Peeve: statements that end with question marks?

Send me a message! I mostly use the iPhone app though, so expect a reply within 4-6 weeks.

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doctorhook86's favorite FMLs

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15129) - you deserved it (74681)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

#727
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39721) - you deserved it (9943)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

#727
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39721) - you deserved it (9943)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10919) - you deserved it (73192)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10919) - you deserved it (73192)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

#768
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36197) - you deserved it (2827)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML

#768
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36197) - you deserved it (2827)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:49pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just found out that my brother in law and his wife frequent a swingers establishment that me and the wife have visited. Which is OK I suppose (providing we never see each other there) but he told me his parents go there too. FML

#637
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25314) - you deserved it (5937)

On 12/30/2008 at 3:27pm - intimacy - by Disturbed - United States (Colorado)

Today, I just found out that my brother in law and his wife frequent a swingers establishment that me and the wife have visited. Which is OK I suppose (providing we never see each other there) but he told me his parents go there too. FML

#637
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25314) - you deserved it (5937)

On 12/30/2008 at 3:27pm - intimacy - by Disturbed - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54031) - you deserved it (6586)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to spend a night of love with my darling, so I arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number and waited in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it enticingly, convinced it was him. It was room service. FML

#457
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30310) - you deserved it (10884)

On 12/05/2008 at 11:54pm - intimacy - by vaness@ - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me that I was irrationally jealous. I’ve just learnt that she has a website where she masturbates in front of a webcam. FML

#426
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57639) - you deserved it (3608)

On 12/01/2008 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Maestro - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML

#405
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38936) - you deserved it (10182)

On 11/28/2008 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Sam - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a tremendously hot night with a guy I met the night before, I ask him his phone number. To which he replied: "What for?" FML

#363
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34395) - you deserved it (9571)

On 11/22/2008 at 3:17am - intimacy - by izoliv - Sent from mobile version

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

#288
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43845) - you deserved it (9450)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)



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