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  • Number of visits : 1001
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About doctor_awesome : I'm sarcastic and I love irony. Nothing I say is serious. I'm an ass, get over it. I use the app, don't message me. Unless you want to waste your time. In that case, be my guest. x) I'm funny when I feel like it. Everyone has their off days. If I reply to your comment, it's usually just to be a smart ass.

If you have a car as your picture, stop being a douchebag and change it. You're not Optimus Prime, you're a person. -_-

Ok, I'm done. Gtfo.

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Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After saying no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

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On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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On 02/12/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by Keith walk - United States (Texas)

Today, I got an email. It said "Everyone hates you. We voted." FML

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On 12/02/2009 at 10:26am - misc - by JustAnotherTina (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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