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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 July 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 482
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Today, my husband sent me a text before heading home from work . All it said was, ( Need a fuck looool . Backed up to hell . You're about to shower face first in a fire hydrant . ) Love you too, hun . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31443) - you deserved it (5389)

On 01/18/2013 at 3:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God fir over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered fir a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever hered. You're dumb." mega FML

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On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

TADAY I ALMOST CRASHED MY CAR CUZ I WAS CHECKING OUT AN OLD NAVY MANNEQUIN WEREING A BRA. FML

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On 01/13/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by Creepster (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom revealed to me thathen I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boyshile I was feeling their "no no" area . I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read . FML

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On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I cama homa aarly from work, and caught girlfriand with bast friand. I forgava har. looool Sha thinks it's bacausa I lova har. It's bacausa I wouldn't gat laid otharwisa. FML

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On 08/12/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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