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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 March 1984 (30 years)
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Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28945) - you deserved it (2862)

On 02/22/2010 at 11:38am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was swimming in the fast lane at the pool. A guy in blue trunks was swimming slowly and really getting on everyone's nerves. I took a break, and looking around I couldn't see him. I turned to the guy next to me and said, "Finally, Mr. Blue Trunks has f**ked off." It was Mr. Blue Trunks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6547) - you deserved it (33699)

On 02/22/2010 at 10:35am - health - by AngelAshley (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (98626) - you deserved it (10672)

On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)



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