Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

dmvsucks

Offline (the 03/30/2015 at 8:22am) | Search for a member

dmvsucks

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 232
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

dmvsucks's page activity

Visits<b>Sansa</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 11:30am<b>Vanshikap</b> - the 07/23/2014 at 9:57am<b>brokenjawskhan</b> - the 07/23/2014 at 8:03am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 07/23/2014 at 5:26am

dmvsucks's FML badges

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

See all of dmvsucks's badges

dmvsucks's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

#21357201
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34904) - you deserved it (2843)

On 02/16/2015 at 7:57am - love - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: