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dmoran20
  • Town/Country : Round Yonder, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 September 1977 (36 years)
  • Number of visits : 427
  • Number of comments : 142
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About dmoran20 : Found my new Fav app, who can't scroll through a few post and not think to themselves "at least I don't have it that bad!"

To those that enjoy correcting my comments I only have 1 word for you folks "Thanks"

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At the moment watching Game of thrones or Walking Dead.

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Today, I almost died. How? I nearly suffocated after passing out while chewing an entire pack of gum. I should really drink less. FML

#20484025
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7399) - you deserved it (39402)

On 01/28/2013 at 11:23pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I have been waiting for a call from a job I applied for. I soon got a text from my current boss, who doesn't know I'm job hunting, letting me know that the recruiter was trying to reach me. Turns out my number on my resumé was wrong. FML

#20483477
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6223) - you deserved it (24388)

On 01/28/2013 at 6:25pm - work - by faulty number - United States (Florida)

Today, I met with my Bolivian friend, who's vacationing here for a few weeks. Eager to show him how welcoming we are in the USA, I took him home and introduced him to my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Bolivia? That's in Europe, right? We saved your asses in World War 2." FML

#20477083
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26600) - you deserved it (3342)

On 01/24/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by oh ffs (man) - United States

Today, feeling lonely after my recent breakup, I put on my nicest clothes and went out clubbing with a few friends. I brought a guy back to my place, and we got intimate. It was going well, until he took off my push-up bra, then panicked and drunkenly asked, "Where'd they go?!" FML

#20477055
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19490) - you deserved it (35192)

On 01/24/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by chase (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I learned my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap, which is like a long strip of bandage. I learned this when she tried to pass it in the yard today, and could only do so with my help. It seemed to never end. FML

#20477009
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24943) - you deserved it (2483)

On 01/24/2013 at 7:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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