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dmoneycash
  • Town/Country : New York, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 118
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dmoneycash : Atheist. Cats. Video games. Tv shows. Horror movies.

This whole world is cold and ugly
What we are is low and lovely
I am the most beautiful boogie man

Pls stop posting your life stories here. No one cares

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Today, I walked into my apartment and smelled something extremely repugnant. I asked my roommate what had happened and she said, "I didn't know how else to kill it!" She'd trapped a bat that was in our apartment, put it in the oven, and set it to 400 degrees. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47010) - you deserved it (3523)

On 02/20/2014 at 11:10pm - misc - by BakedBat (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28835) - you deserved it (13483)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy are you alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She responded with, "Hey, yeah he is at work - did you get a new number?" FML

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On 11/01/2013 at 3:01am - intimacy - by PapaW - United States (Utah)



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