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Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out her second story bedroom window taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned 'My baby's first kiss!' FML

#3302714 (280)

I agree, your life sucks (72539) - you deserved it (4175)

On 06/28/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by steven (man) - Cayman Islands

Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7962) - you deserved it (39464)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:23pm - misc - by Goki (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number I said 'Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number'. So many girls have given me that number, I memorized it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43689) - you deserved it (4344)

On 06/02/2009 at 1:41am - love - by toobad (man) - United States (Illinois)