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Today, I found out my boyfriend had been cheating on me for 3 weeks. In retaliation, I threw a brick through the back window of the car he had apparently cheated in, when I thought he wasn't home and nobody was around to see it. Sadly, they were in the backseat then. I face assault charges now. FML
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On 10/13/2009 at 12:56am - love - by Smashed - France (Nord-Pas-de-Calais)
Today, I had my first kiss standing in front of my front door. It was really cute, the way you normally think about first kisses. When I got inside, I realized my mom had been watching out her second story bedroom window taking pictures. She put them on Facebook captioned 'My baby's first kiss!' FML
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On 06/28/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by steven (man) - Cayman Islands
Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML
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On 06/06/2009 at 12:23pm - misc - by Goki (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number I said 'Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number'. So many girls have given me that number, I memorized it. FML
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On 06/02/2009 at 1:41am - love - by toobad (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't hang out with me because he felt really sick. I went to his house anyway to surprise him with homemade soup. I walk in to his room only to find him hooking up with my sister. She can't drive, our mom drove her there. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
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On 02/27/2009 at 2:52pm - intimacy - by jgondi1 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 8:55pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
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