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dman798
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 July 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 849
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About dman798 : I'm always driving somewhere

dman798's page activity

Visits<b>bagabuns</b> - the 09/08/2016 at 12:28am<b>darthkennys</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 3:51am<b>TexanZaros</b> - the 09/03/2016 at 11:50am<b>EnergyNuke</b> - the 08/28/2016 at 2:00pm<b>angrykid11</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 7:09am<b>Chibster</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 1:51pm<b>cloco87</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 12:22pm<b>majoroftheair</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 10:00am<b>hmrhoades</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 9:18am<b>A_Wilson0311</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 4:59am<b>lonelyincrowd</b> - the 06/26/2016 at 1:56pm<b>AKKS28</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 9:51pm<b>NYM88</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 6:34pm<b>Thomassssssssss</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 11:21am<b>robsmit98</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 11:23pm<b>guskta</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 2:08pm<b>BloodCactus</b> - the 05/08/2016 at 1:00pm<b>ChugTheBleach</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 1:08am

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 6:02am<b>Ashd09</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 11:36pm<b>ballsacks33</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 3:24am<b>A07</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 5:08pm<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 8:15pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 6:57am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 4:40am<b>ughlifesuck</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 12:13am<b>allred1997</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 10:33am<b>klol101</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 6:43am<b>cheesyfeet2001</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 2:38am<b>patte</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 12:06am<b>wrathofthestorm</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 5:56am<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 4:37am<b>igotds</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 11:21pm<b>GrimReefer66</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 9:36pm<b>NeyNeyDaDa</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 3:23pm<b>NoBothersForMe</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 3:31am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

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dman798's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent my friend a snapchat without any makeup on. She asked what filter I used because it made my face look all red and blotchy. FML

by pimplesapparently / 02/18/2016 at 3:17pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 2 year relationship ended when my boyfriend accused me of stealing his beanie hat. FML

by single and hatless / 11/27/2015 at 10:46pm / United States (Delaware) / Love

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

by dadyoureacunt / 09/21/2013 at 9:10am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a group presentation. I kept zipping my jacket up and down nervously. As I waited for my turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me. I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket. I only had a bra on underneath. FML

by xxSecretAngelxx / 08/19/2013 at 2:35pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML

by SpiderFather / 07/02/2013 at 4:01am / France / Kids

Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2013 at 6:43am / United States (Michigan) / Work