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dman798
  • Town/Country : Ohio, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 July 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 82
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About dman798 : Love baseball, play sports and hunt.
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Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32996) - you deserved it (6087)

On 09/21/2013 at 9:10am - misc - by dadyoureacunt (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

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On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had a group presentation. I kept zipping my jacket up and down nervously. As I waited for my turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me. I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket. I only had a bra on underneath. FML

Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML

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On 03/21/2013 at 6:43am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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