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dlont
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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 208
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dlont : I like sports and i'm Jamaican.

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Visits<b>my_account_</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 11:00pm<b>brookenicolee29</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 11:24pm<b>CurlyQute</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 10:44pm<b>jsjelly07</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 10:58pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 8:43pm<b>swmrboy</b> - the 01/02/2014 at 1:23pm<b>Welshite</b> - the 12/08/2013 at 1:38am<b>cskipgolfer2013</b> - the 10/08/2013 at 7:46pm

Fucked!<b>my_account_</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 8:12am

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Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

#21075644
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47322) - you deserved it (6698)

On 03/02/2014 at 3:44am - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, trying to do something nice for my brother, I filled up his truck's gas tank. I didn't realize until too late that it's a diesel. FML

#21056297
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37806) - you deserved it (19517)

On 02/10/2014 at 1:57pm - misc - by Shooting myself - United States (Illinois)



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