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dlont
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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 194
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dlont : I like sports and i'm Jamaican.

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Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47307) - you deserved it (6695)

On 03/02/2014 at 3:44am - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, trying to do something nice for my brother, I filled up his truck's gas tank. I didn't realize until too late that it's a diesel. FML

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131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37789) - you deserved it (19507)

On 02/10/2014 at 1:57pm - misc - by Shooting myself - United States (Illinois)



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