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dktanker
  • Town/Country : manchester, CT, united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 73
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About dktanker : I play World of Warcraft, i listen to heavy metal, whitechapel, as blood runs black, and parkway drive more specifically. like tattoos and stretched ears(i have both), and my friends and family fail at life.

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Today, a customer called me "chink eyes", "dog eater", "bloody Chinese communist" and "ching chong." I'm black. FML

#20919376
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51073) - you deserved it (3197)

On 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by mustabeendrugs (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft, when all of a sudden, I remembered I was supposed to be at a wedding. I was 25 minutes late to my own wedding. FML

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281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20299) - you deserved it (83377)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

#20701323
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62504) - you deserved it (3362)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML

#20688903
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45986) - you deserved it (9858)

On 05/27/2013 at 7:16am - misc - by stupid (woman) - Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis)

Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML

#20122439
94 comments

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On 10/18/2012 at 12:26pm - health - by murp (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML

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121 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 7:03am - health - by loveinanelevator (man) -

Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML

#14034563
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9486) - you deserved it (31785)

On 11/30/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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