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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 November 1989 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 14445
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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dk2008's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my SUV in to get the oil changed, and the tires rotated. They allowed me to stay there, because they said it would only take 30 minutes. So I sit there in the waiting room, and I look through the window only to see my SUV falling off the lift, from 6 feet in the air. FML

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153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38902) - you deserved it (3226)

On 10/23/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by effmylife (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML

#5868589
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41879) - you deserved it (4439)

On 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm - kids - by hamster cookie - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML

#5848296
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37426) - you deserved it (2573)

On 10/16/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by xXx (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

#5828114
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87522) - you deserved it (14632)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

#5663418
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47663) - you deserved it (3867)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I ran into my parents bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door my parents were on top of each other laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML

#5109294
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54566) - you deserved it (2924)

On 09/07/2009 at 5:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a check-up with my dermatologist. When I took off my pants, she noticed a small mark on my penis and was concerned. I had to inform her that it was not in fact a mole, but a bruise from getting it stuck in a Snapple bottle two days prior to the check-up. FML

#3686221
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9243) - you deserved it (71078)

On 07/12/2009 at 3:07am - health - by Best-stuf-on-Earth (man) - United States (California)



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