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Today, I'm an intern working in a company's reception area, which happens to have a coffee dispenser. As I'm the new girl, every client getting coffee wants to buy me one. I'm too polite to say no. It's 10:26 AM, and I'm on cup #17. FML
by chloe_zjk / 02/18/2015 at 12:22am / France / Work
Today, a guy I had been casually seeing asked me to dinner. Thinking he could be wanting to make things serious, I got all dressed up. Turns out he got a girlfriend and just wanted to tell me in person to avoid things being awkward. We then waited in silence for our meal. FML
by moneybenny / 06/07/2014 at 6:17am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by JustClaire95 / 03/17/2014 at 7:58am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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