Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

djjakjak

Search for a member

djjakjak

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 704
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About djjakjak : I am me, and I won't change for anybody.

djjakjak's page activity

Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:01pm<b>fudrick</b> - the 08/04/2010 at 1:41am<b>Babylon_Souljuh</b> - the 07/26/2010 at 5:20am<b>NatDancer2010</b> - the 05/12/2010 at 5:46pm<b>Ajjas013</b> - the 04/04/2010 at 9:54am<b>sebastianhs</b> - the 03/19/2010 at 5:44pm<b>crazysicknasty</b> - the 03/01/2010 at 8:09pm<b>youaresofucked</b> - the 07/23/2009 at 4:45am<b>kerrygirl</b> - the 07/23/2009 at 4:26am<b>Mikey_Mayhem</b> - the 07/23/2009 at 3:30am<b>electrikpunk</b> - the 07/22/2009 at 9:04pm<b>tubaguy42</b> - the 07/22/2009 at 8:19pm<b>666midnight</b> - the 07/22/2009 at 6:13pm

djjakjak's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

See all of djjakjak's badges

djjakjak's favorite FMLs

Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML

#19219100
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24923) - you deserved it (3696)

On 03/05/2012 at 3:45am - intimacy - by LittleRed (woman) - United States

Today, I gave my grandparents my old cell to use since they needed an upgrade. I thought I had deleted everything until I received a text from my grandmother. It was a vagina shot I had taken for my fiancé with a message that said "You need to wear more makeup". FML

#19158287
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9392) - you deserved it (31683)

On 02/25/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by ashleynicolle (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted: "Nice to meet your dad, hope we didn't look too heated." A few minutes later, he replied: "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML

#18961404
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25681) - you deserved it (8805)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by B - Netherlands

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

#18899300
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17565) - you deserved it (35179)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML

#18889421
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39513) - you deserved it (4357)

On 01/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29485) - you deserved it (23404)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML

#18785732
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20958) - you deserved it (34875)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Duplighost (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19916) - you deserved it (39166)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML

#18540985
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15325) - you deserved it (39289)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Une Fille (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

#18474194
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23120) - you deserved it (18309)

On 12/10/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by godhatesme (man) - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

#18458873
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29746) - you deserved it (3719)

On 12/08/2011 at 5:37am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

#18444089
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43178) - you deserved it (4700)

On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

#18391386
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35166) - you deserved it (8056)

On 11/30/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by me - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

#18346597
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37426) - you deserved it (8356)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35825) - you deserved it (18846)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States



Korrig'Anne's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Korrig'Anne's illustrated FML
  • So, have you ordered it? Have you got it? No? Yes? Do you have any idea of what I'm talking about? OK, for the normal people, I'm talking about the new iPhone 6. Apparently, it came out today. I'm not…

Friday 19 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: