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djjakjak
  • Town/Country : Goleta, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 April 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 650
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About djjakjak : I am me, and I won't change for anybody.

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Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML

#19219100
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23123) - you deserved it (3512)

On 03/05/2012 at 3:45am - intimacy - by LittleRed (woman) - United States

Today, I gave my grandparents my old cell to use since they needed an upgrade. I thought I had deleted everything until I received a text from my grandmother. It was a vagina shot I had taken for my fiancé with a message that said "You need to wear more makeup". FML

#19158287
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8832) - you deserved it (30381)

On 02/25/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by ashleynicolle (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had a quicky with my boyfriend, because his dad was about to pick him up. Afterwards, I texted: "Nice to meet your dad, hope we didn't look too heated." A few minutes later, he replied: "Great timing, he was holding my phone." FML

#18961404
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23572) - you deserved it (8439)

On 01/31/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by B - Netherlands

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

#18899300
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16784) - you deserved it (33900)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML

#18889421
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36858) - you deserved it (4067)

On 01/23/2012 at 10:59am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27168) - you deserved it (22101)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML

#18785732
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18841) - you deserved it (31866)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Duplighost (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
227 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML

#18540985
303 comments

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On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Une Fille (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

#18474194
127 comments

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On 12/10/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by godhatesme (man) - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

#18458873
98 comments

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On 12/08/2011 at 5:37am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

#18444089
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40428) - you deserved it (4423)

On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

#18391386
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33193) - you deserved it (7794)

On 11/30/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by me - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

#18346597
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35601) - you deserved it (8082)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

#18255063
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33877) - you deserved it (18246)

On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States



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