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Today, I asked mah Dad if it was true that mah mother had a C-section at mah brth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36013) - you deserved it (4517)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I walked in on father an brother attempting to harmonize thier farts!! FML

#17109341
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31093) - you deserved it (5253)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

TODAY, MY FRIEND SENT ME AN ONLINE MONEY TRANSFER. AFTER FORGETTING THE PASSWORD AN LOCKING MYSELF OUT OF MY ACCOUNT, I HAD TO PHONE UP THE BANK AN HAVE IT RESET. I WAS PROMPTED TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION,HICH WAS "WHAT,HAT?" I HAD TO SAY "IN THE BUTT." TO GET MY MONEY. FML

#16661334
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13439) - you deserved it (59632)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got into a staring contest with my dog . I actually cheerd when I won . FML

#16447532
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26051) - you deserved it (11426)

On 06/01/2011 at 3:39am - animals - by Lifeless (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today in the middle of the night my girlfriend whispered "Are u asleep?" I chose not to respond to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud stinking fart giggled and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14467) - you deserved it (36894) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I trippd on a step that said "Watch your step." Two hours later, I hit mah head on a sign that said "Mind your head." FML

#13823119
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27805) - you deserved it (13154)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

2day mah chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell... and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't... but it's nice to know mah "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

#13169331
107 comments

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On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today... I want to an audition fir a play. Tha casting dractor thankd ma fir mah tima... but told ma thay would pass bacausa I had "tha amotional ranga of a turnip." FML

#12812142
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18962) - you deserved it (6483)

On 08/29/2010 at 10:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today , I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring at my ass , so I smild at him. My mother noticd he was checking my ass out , and she approachd him and said "I know she has a big ass , but it's rude to stare , son." FML

#12405087
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39580) - you deserved it (4959)

On 08/09/2010 at 3:07am - intimacy - by hard - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I moved into mah new apartment and met mah new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML

#11994829
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39482) - you deserved it (3861)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was a good enough reason to stop running in looool crcles around my living room. FML

#11123342
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33893) - you deserved it (3699)

On 06/11/2010 at 10:33am - health - by MegahnDN - United States

Today, my moter confronted me about my brd's masturbation problem. We spent Cristmas Eve Googling "brd masturbating" an watcing videos to see if tat was actually wat my brd was doing. At least e's aving a good Cristmas. FML

#6933145
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23217) - you deserved it (2950)

On 12/25/2009 at 1:25am - animals - by suuuuuupucci (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realizd that our generation will be rememberd as the kids who likd sparkly vampres!! FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70363) - you deserved it (12109)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I ad to go to te dentist to ave a cavity filled. Around alfway troug te looool procedure , someting broke te silence in te room. It was ma dentist , wo ad farted. I ad to smell is rancid flatulence 4 around te next five minutes. All te wile , I ad to keep ma mout wide open. FML

#5867673
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34345) - you deserved it (2256)

On 10/17/2009 at 3:48pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Taday I Went Online To Check Mah Credit Report. My Credit Report Says That I Am Deceased, And Have No Rating. I'm At Least 90% Sure That This Is Not True. FML

#5419647
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38022) - you deserved it (2236)

On 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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