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Today, I had to present a program to my supervisors in University. Not being a native English speaker, I used my own invented abbreviations for parameters in the program. Apparently STD is not an appropriate abbreviation for "standard deviation." I can still hear them laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22486) - you deserved it (7624)

On 11/09/2012 at 11:23am - work - by EnglishLearner (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML


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On 11/08/2012 at 12:49am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that scorpions can apparently hold their breath for hours, and that doing so makes them angry. I found this out when I removed a scorpion from the bottom of my pool and found that it was not entirely drowned. FML


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On 10/11/2012 at 10:56pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got a text message from my boss that read, "You've been very bad. Severe punishment is in order." I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or terrified. FML


Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML


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On 12/19/2010 at 12:14am - love - by fouryearswasted - United States

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