shit, what's there to say.. my name's DJ, I'm 19 years young, work and go to school, love basketball and music. not really on here for anything other than to kill some time while I'm at work or class, but if you wanna get to know me better just drop me a line...
Today, I had to remind my roommates of the importance of wearing clothing at all times in the common living area. My roommates are my parents. FML
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On 10/23/2009 at 11:54am - misc - by ihatemylife (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML
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On 07/30/2009 at 5:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was at the beach and I met a surfer with scars all over his back. Trying to make conversation, I asked "So how'd you get those cool scars? Coral?" To which he replied "Horrific childhood abuse, actually. But yeah, they're pretty cool." FML
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On 07/09/2009 at 10:08am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)
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