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About djb23 : shit, what's there to say.. my name's DJ, I'm 19 years young, work and go to school, love basketball and music. not really on here for anything other than to kill some time while I'm at work or class, but if you wanna get to know me better just drop me a line...
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Friday 5 February 2016