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djb23
  • Town/Country : Evanston, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5716
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About djb23 : shit, what's there to say.. my name's DJ, I'm 19 years young, work and go to school, love basketball and music. not really on here for anything other than to kill some time while I'm at work or class, but if you wanna get to know me better just drop me a line...

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Today, I had to remind my roommates of the importance of wearing clothing at all times in the common living area. My roommates are my parents. FML

#5957888 (79)

I agree, your life sucks (25992) - you deserved it (4107)

On 10/23/2009 at 11:54am - misc - by ihatemylife (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

#4155124 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (17490) - you deserved it (39948)

On 07/30/2009 at 5:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (362769) - you deserved it (401075)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)