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Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

#16255718
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35710) - you deserved it (7277)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30255) - you deserved it (11920)

On 05/18/2011 at 6:57am - kids - by JCC (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He said he would have done it two weeks ago but he needed someone to drive him around while his car was getting repaired. FML

#16209782
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41875) - you deserved it (4031)

On 05/16/2011 at 6:15pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

#10832830
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34369) - you deserved it (7520)

On 05/29/2010 at 12:14am - health - by fmlpanda (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

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On 05/27/2010 at 6:50pm - misc - by Fark (woman) - United Kingdom (Cumbria)



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