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djalal
  • Town/Country : Somewhere in, France
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 April 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 162
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About djalal : Hi guys if you wanna know more about me, try to send me a private message ;). I'll ask it for sure.
#EXCUSE MY ENGLISH#
Yeah, I'm french, and ... Oh wait , I take a shower everyday , don't worry ;p !
Ask me my kik if you want it :)

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Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

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On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML

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On 05/23/2013 at 1:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML

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On 05/23/2013 at 1:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML

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On 05/23/2013 at 1:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML

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175 comments

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On 05/20/2013 at 4:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I noticed my wife put a bumper sticker on our car that says "Cowboy butts drive me nuts." I've driven that car to work every day. FML

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On 12/18/2012 at 4:44pm - misc - by idontevenlikebuttsthatmuch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out there's a rumor going around that my smoking hot co-worker and I had sex over the weekend. I'm not nearly as pissed off about the rumor as I am by the fact that I can't remember it because I was too drunk. FML

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On 09/12/2012 at 5:58pm - intimacy - by bruisedego31 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML

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On 07/16/2012 at 8:58pm - love - by lurna301 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
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On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

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On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

Today, after buying my girlfriend a $700 bracelet for Christmas, I hinted that I wanted a pair of Oakleys. She told me I shouldn't get her anything and that I should expect even less. FML

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On 11/24/2010 at 5:55am - money - by hoogimo -

Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML

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151 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 2:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

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336 comments

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On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

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187 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)



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