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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1668
  • Number of comments : 139
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 58 posted

About dixiefoxx : I'm Dixiefoxx,
I love FML so much, I love reading the FMLs, and reading the comments. I've been on FML for a while now. And by the way, I don't always try to click on profiles, it just happens sometimes.. I love anime, animals, video games, four wheeling, and music. I'm in 11th grade, it's the best year of High School yet, though... Too much homework :(. I'm not a grammar nazi, but sometimes people just drive me crazy on FML. I'm usually a nice person who likes to joke around, so don't 100% of my comments seriously :) and by the way... Heh, sorry about any lame comments I say, I mean well, and I do make tons of mistakes

My favorite commenters on here are (I can't imagine you caring, but whatever):

And my least favorite people are: the ppl who tlk lyke dis, u cnt understnd wut there typing.

Well, that's me. I got nothing else to say, sooo... Bye!

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dixiefoxx's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45949) - you deserved it (3058)

On 12/08/2012 at 5:44am - love - by ouch. - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, I thought it would be nice to park my new car under a big, shady oak tree to prevent it from heating up in the sun. The big, shady oak tree thought it would be nice to shed a massive branch on top of my new car. FML


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On 12/08/2012 at 4:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34156) - you deserved it (24791)

On 12/07/2012 at 5:40pm - intimacy - by bill219 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad got a warning from our ISP for going well over their fair usage limit. I barely use our wifi, and I keep telling him he should password-protect our router to stop people leeching our Internet. He's blaming me anyway, and says I'm grounded until January. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25496) - you deserved it (1830)

On 12/07/2012 at 4:49pm - misc - by WPA2 OR DEATH (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7409) - you deserved it (77575)

On 08/23/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by TheBeautifulOne (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML

Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML

Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33561) - you deserved it (2648)

On 02/25/2012 at 1:33am - misc - by BadGuyLuck (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML


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On 12/27/2011 at 10:53am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while at my job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little girl. I tried to ask how old she was, but what came out was, "Aww, what breed is she?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (18765) - you deserved it (33559)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, during my second day as a receptionist, every time the phone rang I jumped in shock. My co-workers now already think I'm weird. FML


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On 10/04/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Robyn (woman) - Ireland

Today, my roommate informed me that one of her scorpions is loose in our apartment again. Great. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33395) - you deserved it (3215)

On 10/03/2011 at 1:58pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML

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