About dixiefoxx : I'm Dixiefoxx,
I love FML so much, I love reading the FMLs, and reading the comments. I've been on FML for a while now. And by the way, I don't always try to click on profiles, it just happens sometimes.. I love anime, animals, video games, four wheeling, and music. I'm in 10th grade, it's not nearly as bad as 9th (thank god) but I still have to deal with huge morons, unfortunately. I'm not a grammar nazi, but sometimes people just drive me crazy on FML. I'm usually a nice person who likes to joke around, so don't 100% of my comments seriously :) and by the way... Heh, sorry about any lame comments I say, I mean well, and I do make tons of mistakes
My favorite commenters on here are (I can't imagine you caring, but whatever):
Perdix
DocBastard
Fyldeep
Snickerdoodles
NoorFML
And my least favorite people are: the ppl who tlk lyke dis, u cnt understnd wut there typing.
Well, that's me. I got nothing else to say, sooo... Bye!
50 quality responses
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100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Today, my roommate informed me that one of her scorpions is loose in our apartment again. Great. FML
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On 10/03/2011 at 1:58pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 4:22pm - misc - by ifailsobadly (man) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)
Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML
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On 07/26/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Ep1cF4ce - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)
TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
Today, I bought a pretty blue parakeet to keep my parrot company, and named her Sky. I went to work a few hours later. When I came home that night, I found my parrot dead. There wasn't a huge mess to clean, though; Sky had already eaten half of his corpse. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by omnomnom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - work - by militiousroflcopter (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by embareassed (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my wife and I were getting intimate. I wanted to make it last longer, so I tried thinking of something else. Suddenly she says, "What are you thinking?" I reply, "Dead puppies." This apparently turned her off more than it did me, because she got out of the bed. FML
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On 12/10/2009 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by jlowder2 - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened windows explorer repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
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On 07/01/2009 at 5:37am - work - by Robert (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML
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On 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
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On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)
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