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About dixiefoxx : I'm Dixiefoxx,
I love FML so much, I love reading the FMLs, and reading the comments. I've been on FML for a while now. And by the way, I don't always try to click on profiles, it just happens sometimes.. I love anime, animals, video games, four wheeling, and music. I'm in 10th grade, it's not nearly as bad as 9th (thank god) but I still have to deal with huge morons, unfortunately. I'm not a grammar nazi, but sometimes people just drive me crazy on FML. I'm usually a nice person who likes to joke around, so don't 100% of my comments seriously :) and by the way... Heh, sorry about any lame comments I say, I mean well, and I do make tons of mistakes
My favorite commenters on here are (I can't imagine you caring, but whatever):
And my least favorite people are: the ppl who tlk lyke dis, u cnt understnd wut there typing.
Well, that's me. I got nothing else to say, sooo... Bye!
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100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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