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Today, my boyfriend called me in tears, convinced that he found me in a porn video online. It wasn't me. And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too started crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46342) - you deserved it (4294)

On 08/23/2014 at 2:26am - intimacy - by confidence taken - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so she got an assortment of different sized cock rings. She laughed when the one we were trying to use kept falling off, and said to try a smaller one. It was the smallest in the set. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58919) - you deserved it (8471)

On 07/28/2013 at 3:45am - intimacy - by microlovin (man) - United States (California)



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