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Today, while driving with my three year old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML

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On 06/05/2011 at 9:44pm - kids - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML

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On 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Hannah - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML

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On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

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On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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