Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (2 hours ago) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1121
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About diving : I've been sky diving, rocky mountain climbing, scuba diving but I haven't ridden a bull. Message me if you want to know more.

diving's page activity

Visits<b>sophie_doll</b> - 8 hours ago<b>SuperCaroline131</b> - 16 hours ago<b>jaycee029</b> - 18 hours ago<b>wowwzaa</b> - 21 hours ago<b>ashleylove0525</b> - yesterday at 7:07am<b>CowTippingDwarfs</b> - yesterday at 3:01am<b>jsjelly07</b> - yesterday at 11:22pm<b>ilovefood17</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 10:49pm<b>Abbey1598</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 5:28pm<b>ForeverSilent101</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 9:12am<b>YouMadBra</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 7:42am<b>Rain4Tears</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 1:14am<b>ashbee11790</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 12:33am<b>brooke2016087</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 10:57pm<b>FML_Fiction</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 10:01pm<b>Monster27</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 9:25pm<b>cutycat136</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 7:28pm<b>Jnnf2961</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 4:19pm

Liked!<b>sophie_doll</b> - 3 hours ago<b>ilovefood17</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 6:27pm<b>Princera</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 7:54am<b>Amber_Naomy</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 3:37am<b>dylanger16</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 7:47pm

diving's FML badges


Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

See all of diving's badges

diving's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (91853) - you deserved it (6886)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML


I agree, your life sucks (162717) - you deserved it (47453)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27130) - you deserved it (2297)

On 12/09/2008 at 10:09pm - love - by Clader - Sent from mobile version

FML's blog

  • Krumla's Illustrated FML
  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: