About diving : I've been sky diving, rocky mountain climbing, scuba diving but I haven't ridden a bull. Message me if you want to know more. I've also zip lined, raced sled dogs, skied, surfed and flown a plane.
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Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
by nothappywithlife / 03/30/2009 at 5:34pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Jesse / 03/20/2009 at 1:48am / United States (Kentucky) / Transportation
Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML
by Syferix / 03/18/2009 at 6:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I was flirting with a really hot guy at a track meet and I gave him my number. When I asked him what school he went to he replied, "Oh, I don't go to school, We're from the juvenile corrections facility." FML
by Noname / 03/17/2009 at 10:42am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML
by MarMar / 03/15/2009 at 4:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Noname / 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Mike / 02/21/2009 at 5:24pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by stillsingleladies / 02/17/2009 at 10:27am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by alhummel21 / 02/12/2009 at 2:45am / United States (California) / Love
by Clader / 12/09/2008 at 10:09pm / Love