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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About diving : I've been sky diving, rocky mountain climbing scuba diving but I haven't ridden a bull. Message me if you want to know more

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Today, I went to lunch with my sister. As the waitress was bringing our food, she dropped it on the floor. She apologized and brought us new food. After we finished eating and I looked at the bill, I noticed she'd charged us twice. FML

#17757615
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26989) - you deserved it (2583)

On 09/16/2011 at 12:26pm - money - by Username - United States

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

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On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
503 comments

I agree, your life sucks (117134) - you deserved it (5933)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

#17023153
344 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

#16525505
149 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

#15820031
729 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 10:29am - health - by bumpyroad - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99618) - you deserved it (5896) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

#14922394
301 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML

#14587697
100 comments

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On 01/15/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

#14246751
107 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 11:13am - love - by timor (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML

#14029535
43 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 10:08pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my husband purposefully said something to upset me. When I asked why he would do that, he told me it was to test my Prozac. FML

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On 06/14/2010 at 9:50am - health - by greenblue90 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

#7583250
77 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Eagle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML

#7390490
150 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 12:25am - misc - by ow (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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