Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

diving

Offline (the 03/22/2014 at 12:12am) | Search for a member

diving

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 824
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About diving : I've been sky diving, rocky mountain climbing scuba diving but I haven't ridden a bull. Message me if you want to know more

diving's page activity

Visits<b>sour_sweet_gone</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 12:14am<b>FMLkoala</b> - the 06/03/2014 at 3:19am<b>msmama1985</b> - the 05/15/2014 at 9:10pm<b>derpianna</b> - the 05/10/2014 at 9:49pm<b>HowieDoIt</b> - the 04/25/2014 at 1:38am<b>Ang19</b> - the 04/22/2014 at 10:11pm<b>zeriously95</b> - the 04/20/2014 at 6:42pm<b>kittycattloverr</b> - the 04/06/2014 at 11:02pm<b>Gingerness23</b> - the 04/01/2014 at 1:55am<b>xAttackAttackx</b> - the 03/22/2014 at 1:11am<b>Secret_Ninjaa</b> - the 03/15/2014 at 10:39pm<b>SevanaRatchet</b> - the 03/15/2014 at 10:06pm<b>Rajni_dev</b> - the 03/04/2014 at 12:40pm<b>thelittlemissy</b> - the 03/01/2014 at 5:28pm<b>dirtbikegirl37</b> - the 01/29/2014 at 8:38pm<b>XxWolfQueen</b> - the 01/18/2014 at 11:52am<b>ksuth</b> - the 01/14/2014 at 8:56pm<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 12/25/2013 at 5:15am

diving's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of diving's badges

diving's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

#17536285
470 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57521) - you deserved it (7113)

On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (129976) - you deserved it (7319)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

#17023153
346 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52532) - you deserved it (10495)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML

#16525505
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38178) - you deserved it (6087)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:44am - intimacy - by ... - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

#15820031
732 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48717) - you deserved it (6985)

On 04/17/2011 at 10:29am - health - by bumpyroad - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (107211) - you deserved it (6435) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML

#14922394
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (121771) - you deserved it (5357)

On 02/10/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML

#14587697
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31698) - you deserved it (3428)

On 01/15/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

#14246751
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51047) - you deserved it (4370)

On 12/18/2010 at 11:13am - love - by timor (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML

#14029535
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23267) - you deserved it (6040)

On 11/29/2010 at 10:08pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45599) - you deserved it (14552)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my husband purposefully said something to upset me. When I asked why he would do that, he told me it was to test my Prozac. FML

#11189132
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26497) - you deserved it (3781)

On 06/14/2010 at 9:50am - health - by greenblue90 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

#7583250
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36269) - you deserved it (11826)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Eagle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML

#7390490
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4560) - you deserved it (62100)

On 01/17/2010 at 12:25am - misc - by ow (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, the 86 year old guy next door told me I needed three things in life to succeed: a cook book, a boyfriend, and a boob job. FML

#5799559
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30559) - you deserved it (4350)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #1: Getting there
  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: