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Today, I was browsing the People of Walmart site, chuckling at all the weirdos on there, when I came across a picture of my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50379) - you deserved it (6778)

On 07/19/2014 at 6:38pm - misc - by Death By Parent (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46744) - you deserved it (4468)

On 07/13/2014 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Catalonia)

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54985) - you deserved it (10907)

On 07/12/2014 at 10:00am - intimacy - by weeping_angel_ - United States (New York)



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