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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 June 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1044
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (91961) - you deserved it (27450)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60162) - you deserved it (629189)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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