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by ShiriSarah / 08/20/2009 at 10:39am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML
by gbhlaughingstock / 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…
- Today, I learned that removing your boyfriends boxers with your teeth is waaaay less sexy when you… Today, I realized that when my new roommate said we could both use the condoms he bought, he didn't… Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do…
- Today, at Lacrosse practice, my coach told me to be more physical whilst playing defense. I ender… Today, of the many things I can't do due a back injury, being unable to bend at the waist enough to… Today, I was expecting a phone call at 12:30 from a potential employer. They said they'll call with…