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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 January 1994 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML


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