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by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 12:18am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/03/2010 at 8:23am / United Kingdom / Love
by Amb / 06/01/2010 at 7:56pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML
by herve / 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm / Lebanon (Beyrouth) / Intimacy
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
by facepalm / 02/27/2009 at 3:39am / Singapore / Intimacy
Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML
by The V Sal / 02/13/2009 at 1:39pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…
- Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my… Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.…