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  • Town/Country : Providence, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 July 1984 (29 years)
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Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

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