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Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51164) - you deserved it (170350)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)



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