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Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

#17633677
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25307) - you deserved it (4181)

On 09/01/2011 at 3:07am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother refused to wear clothes. FML

#17633195
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29509) - you deserved it (2344)

On 09/01/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by bob - United States

Today, I reached the point in my life where Target is the "expensive" store. FML

#17632627
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32292) - you deserved it (3958)

On 08/31/2011 at 9:55pm - money - by anti88 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

#17629318
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41341) - you deserved it (11596)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31432) - you deserved it (2999)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me because I didn't know what her favorite ice cream was. She says it proves I don't care enough about her. I don't think I've ever seen her eat ice cream. FML

#17628013
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26473) - you deserved it (3397)

On 08/31/2011 at 5:16am - love - by wtf3456 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

#17627685
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15634) - you deserved it (53345)

On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I managed to get locked inside a caravan toilet. My relatives heard me having a panic attack and instead of unlocking the door, they called the neighbours over to enjoy my anguish and embarrassment. FML

#17627414
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21579) - you deserved it (2551)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:34am - misc - by RhuLynette - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

#17627394
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32394) - you deserved it (5139)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years old. FML

#17624611
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23071) - you deserved it (6755)

On 08/30/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by AMP4U - United States (California)

Today, as I was making instant hot chocolate from the hot water dispenser in the break-room at work, a coworker informed me that it was industrial "recycled" wastewater that was only supposed to be used for washing tools. Thanks. I've only been doing that every day for the past 8 months. FML

#17623287
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25838) - you deserved it (4562)

On 08/30/2011 at 6:38pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to a movie and a dinner with a girl. During dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I checked my social media feeds while waiting for her to return. She'd posted on her twitter "Worst. Ever." I thought it was going well. FML

#17622359
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27013) - you deserved it (2528)

On 08/30/2011 at 4:56pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML

#17621188
52 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

#17620959
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29110) - you deserved it (10126)

On 08/30/2011 at 12:48pm - intimacy - by Nasty (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML

#17612876
128 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 2:47pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (New York)



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