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  • Town/Country : West Palm Beach, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 May 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3942
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About disasterlydeed : I'm honestly just here to laugh at my favorites that's it.
If it matters, I'm an advertising/public relations junior and I'm probably obsessed with Sailor Moon and hot DILFs
And yes this photo is rlly me

disasterlydeed's page activity

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Fucked!<b>brookefails</b> - the 02/25/2016 at 10:58pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 1:14am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 10:10am<b>The_Avatar</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 5:50am<b>Motocrosskid87</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 3:43pm<b>JusstJef</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 3:42pm<b>jjhatter4</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 8:06am<b>kpohl</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 3:02am<b>DakotaEdwards</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 7:45pm<b>dadumtss</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 2:35pm<b>TheGamingGamer</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 6:05am<b>Dino_Deanna</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 1:35am<b>Moskaaa7</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 7:16pm<b>Curls4life</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 8:36pm<b>Dune1988</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 3:00pm<b>TheLastCenturion</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 1:55pm<b>Seashells77</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 12:35am<b>Mons</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 5:49pm

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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disasterlydeed's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend read an FML by some guy about fight he had with his nutjob of a girlfriend. It was so bizarrely similar to a fight we had recently that she accused me of not having any balls and bitching about her to strangers. It wasn't even my story. FML

by believe me now?? / 01/22/2016 at 3:55pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Love

Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML

by meh beard / 01/18/2016 at 6:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a job interview. I was asked what my dream job would be. I blurted out, "The president, because I think it's a very cool and important job." I don't think I'm getting this one. FML

by good job brain / 12/30/2015 at 4:07am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I received the honorary title of "student of the month," because I'm the only quiet kid during class. Truth is, I just have no friends. I was given an award for being socially awkward. FML

by AlwaysAfraid / 10/23/2015 at 6:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my brother slapped me across the face with a piece of raw chicken for not liking his Instagram post. FML

by shavednipples / 10/11/2015 at 1:59pm / United States (California) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

by ouch / 10/05/2015 at 3:20pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up terrified, scaring my roommate. What was the dream? That I'd had a panic attack because my box of Honey Nut Cheerios was torn and the bag inside was improperly folded. FML

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

by Anonymous / 08/29/2015 at 7:01pm / United States (West Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML

by Lord Buttfuck IV / 08/29/2015 at 10:06am / France / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

by tkoester / 08/29/2015 at 12:29am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I turned in an essay about a book I'd read over the summer. My teacher later called me to her desk and began to gush about how interesting the book sounded and asked to borrow my copy. The book I wrote about is not real, and the main characters are named after my childhood pets. FML

by technicallywroteabook / 08/21/2015 at 1:15am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML

by brbkillingmyself / 08/08/2015 at 6:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my friend offered to make me a playlist for the gym. I thought it was really thoughtful, until I started listening to it during my workout and realized that every single song was "Supersize Me" with the title changed. FML

by Anonymous / 08/02/2015 at 11:25pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML

by suspended / 07/24/2015 at 8:59pm / United States (Colorado) / Work

Today, it's got to the point where my parents have to force me to plan social outings. FML

by TheDarth / 07/16/2015 at 6:47pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous