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  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 December 1991 (22 years)
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Today, my college roommate whom I've never met moved in. Good thing I wasn't completely naked, playing with myself on the couch when he walked in. That would've been awkward. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8494) - you deserved it (34808)

On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by mrboston (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

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On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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