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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 December 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 572
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About dirton89 : Hi....

Bacon is better...that is all

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dirton89's favorite FMLs

Today, I received an acceptance letter to Juilliard. After showing it to my mom, she tells me I can't attend because Robin Williams graduated from Juilliard, and he now has too much facial hair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31246) - you deserved it (2126)

On 06/24/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by A.W (woman) - United States

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML


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