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dirton89
  • Town/Country : Baltimore, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 December 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 208
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Bacon is better...that is all

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Today, I received an acceptance letter to Juilliard. After showing it to my mom, she tells me I can't attend because Robin Williams graduated from Juilliard, and he now has too much facial hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21280) - you deserved it (1242)

On 06/24/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by A.W (woman) - United States

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23077) - you deserved it (2057)

On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States



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