About dirt135 : I like riding dirt bikes and quads, Zac Brown Band, and fixing mechanical stuffs.
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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
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- Today, I realized I finally had enough money saved to surprise my girlfriend with her dream trip to… Today, I was craving a bean & cheese burrito. After trying to forget about burritos for half of the… Today, I was coaching some kids in table tennis when I told them to try a forehand loop, or smash.…