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Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML

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On 01/15/2014 at 12:54am - intimacy - by jseid2 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML

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