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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 August 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 866
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About dioxyde420 : Hi. I hate how people try to describe themselves, when in reality they are describing who they wish they were. So that is why I would never label myself as funny/outgoing/friendly/etc.

Facts: I like cats. They are so cute and furry :)
I love music. But not like the typical teenager that says "music is my life!" when in reality they listen to one genre of music, maybe two, and only on their ipods blasting loudly. No. I genuinely love music.
I dislike the Japanese culture. No, not racist! I said culture you idiot! There are too many things wrong with it to list on here.
Other stuff. I have ADHD... so I'm bored now. Let's move on!

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Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML


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