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dinorider
  • Town/Country : Boston, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 401
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About dinorider : I hope you're on my profile because I said something funny, and not stupid.

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Today, while dog sitting my neighbor's Great Dane, I decided to order pizza. As soon as I received it, the dog stood in the hallway staring at me. As soon as I moved, he ran full force and knocked me into the door, causing me to fall and drop the pizza, which he promptly devoured in front of me. FML

#20083358
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I agree, your life sucks (15227) - you deserved it (2040)

On 09/22/2012 at 10:12am - animals - by Grauncho - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took a picture of myself seductively eating an apple. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. FML

#19982867
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6307) - you deserved it (15855)

On 07/25/2012 at 2:14am - misc - by Rochelle (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the library, and had finally found the book I'd been looking for, when a man approaches me, says "The main character dies at the end", and walks away. FML

#17655744
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25154) - you deserved it (2220)

On 09/03/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by haha - United States (California)

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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