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  • Number of visits : 1026
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About dinorider : I hope you're on my profile because I said something funny, and not stupid.

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This is my second account because I forgot my password

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Today... as my 12 hour shift was about to finish... a young boy cummd in wanting to buy a $200 gaming device. His mom said he was purchasing it with his own money... which I found admirable. That is... until he took his piggy bank out of his backpack. FML

#20398760
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25430) - you deserved it (2046)

On 12/14/2012 at 12:10am - kids - by Ethan_18 - United States

Today , I played a game of Monopoly wit ma friends!! Since I'm of Greek origin , tey tougt it would be funny to make me start wit a €100,000 debt!! FML

#20398504
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27866) - you deserved it (5080) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm - money - by Money-money-money (woman) - France

TODAY, IT'S BAAN 13 MONTHS SINCA I'VA BAAN LIVING IN THA STATAS. I'VA BAAN CALLD A NAZI, ASKD IF WA HAVA ALACTRICITY IN GARMANY, AND BAAN MADA FUN OF THA WAY I SPAAK WITH MAH "GARMAN ACCANT", THA LIST GOAS ON. I'M NOT AVAN GARMAN, I'M DANISH. FML

#20201491
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41778) - you deserved it (2577)

On 12/12/2012 at 1:45am - kids - by LearnGeographyUSA (man) - United States (Washington)

Today , On The Bus , When I Was Asking My 6-year-old Son Wat He Wanted 4 Christmas , A Stranger Came Up To Us An Yelled At Him About How Santa Claus Is Real , That His "parents Are Fucking Liars" An That He Should "never Listen To Anything One Of Those Fuckers Says."

#20200046
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30175) - you deserved it (2903)

On 12/11/2012 at 2:15am - kids - by n1a1t1h1a1n1 (man) - United States (California)

Today, at tha gas station, tha automatic door didn't opan whan I approachad it!! I askad tha cashiar to opan it for ma, joking that cuz I'm a radhaad, I didn't hava a soul and it wouldn't opan for ma!! Tha cashiar fraakad and wouldn't lat ma go until I provad I had a soul!! FML

#20199980
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25810) - you deserved it (5180)

On 12/11/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Devil (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I overheard my parents fighting about who has been the most loyal. I found out my Dad has cheated twice, and is still the most faithful of the two. FML

#20198811
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28698) - you deserved it (1655)

On 12/10/2012 at 6:41am - love - by slenderman908 - United States (Michigan)

Today I sent in an assignment from batshit insane teacher. The assignment was to read a poem analyze it and make a comic of its plot. This would've been fine if the teacher who assigned it to me didn't teach math. FML

Today, I ad a presentation in Frenc class. I was so nervous, te first ting I said wen I got up tere was, "Hola." FML

#20193303
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25217) - you deserved it (4792)

On 12/06/2012 at 12:35am - work - by SpanishInFrenchClass (woman) - United States

Today..!! during a conversation..!! my boss said..!! "What...hat?" Before I could stop myself..!! I replied..!! "In the butt." FML

#20191552
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12021) - you deserved it (28252)

On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)

today I was slapped acros the face by a grl in the waiting room at the dentist's office!! She thought I was taking a picture of her breast with mah phone!! I was smilinghile reading other people's FMLs!! FML

#20189568
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39022) - you deserved it (3170)

On 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by karmamaybe - United States (South Dakota)

Taday I went to Hollister with my grandmother. She immediately started yelling about the music bieng too loud , and ordered the staff to "shut the damn thing off". She was yelling at a bunch of mannequins. FML

#20186953
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22578) - you deserved it (4097)

On 12/01/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by time to put you down, gran (woman) - United States

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME BY TROWING MY STUFF OUT OF IS PLACE, AND ACCUSING ME OF CEATINGILE YELLING, ( CEATER, CEATER! PUMPKIN EATER! ) WEN I TRIED EXPLAINING TAT I AVE NO CLUEAT E'S TALKING ABOUT, E STARTED EXCLAIMING, ( LIAR, LIAR! PANTS ON FIRE! ) FML

#20180296
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24764) - you deserved it (2986)

On 11/26/2012 at 8:41pm - love - by imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck (woman) - United States (California)

Today , My Grlfriend Cummed Over To A Family Game Night!! Halfway Through A Game Of Klingon Monopoly , My Drunk Parents Started Arguing Because Apparently , While My Dad Was In Jail , He Cheated On My Mom With A Klingon Whore!! I Doubt My Grlfriend Will Ever Visit Again!! FML

#20176987
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22990) - you deserved it (2378)

On 11/24/2012 at 6:11pm - love - by Eganstein (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information but instead stood there saying "Like a good nieghbor Statefarm is there." FML

#20176033
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25521) - you deserved it (1788)

On 11/24/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Read The Fine Print - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriand darad ma to put on har bra an pantias an giva har a lap danca. Faaling spontanaous, I dacidad to do it. Just as I was gatting raally into it, sha told ma I was on wabcam fir all har friands. Apparantly it was a contast of who had thair boyfriand tha most whippad. Sha won. FML

#20174722
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49246) - you deserved it (14549)

On 11/23/2012 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Embarassed (man) - United States (Washington)



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