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I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
TODAY, A MAN I DON'T KNOW CUMMED UP TO ME AN STARTED SCREAMING ABOUT HOW "ALL U DAMN MEXICANS WERE STEALING AMERICAN'S JOBS" AN HE STORMED OFF. I'M NATIVE AMERICAN, AN I'M PRETTY SURE WE'VE BEEN HERE LONGER. FML
YESTERDAY I WAS THE PARAMEDIC AT THE SCENE OF A CAR ACCIDENT. ONE LADY WAS HURT, AND WE HAD TROUBLE GETTING ANY INFORMATION FROM HER AS SHE WAS SOBBING. I RADIOED IN THE DETAILS AND SAID "...A LADY IN HER MID 30'S, ETA 10 MINUTES." SHE STOPPED CRYING, SLAPPED ME, AND SAID, "I'M 28." FML
today I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assurd me that I could pull out. Righthen I was about to pull out, she wrappd her legs around me and yelld, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Friday 27 March 2015