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Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

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On 03/15/2012 at 10:21pm - love - by spermbankonlegs (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

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On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML

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On 11/17/2009 at 6:16am - work - by Paramedic (man) - United Kingdom (Rochdale)



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