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by the_lonely_life / 06/26/2013 at 9:02pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 7:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 5:45pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by mymomplucksbutthair / 06/25/2013 at 4:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was bored so I began to try to convince my boyfriend that Albert Einstein was actually African-American, and that he painted himself white so he would be accepted as a scientist. Due to his competitive nature, he replied, "I already knew that babe." FML
by anonymous / 06/25/2013 at 2:12am / United States (Minnesota) / Geek
by VictoriaLeavitt / 06/24/2013 at 8:35pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/24/2013 at 12:41pm / Belgium / Animals
Today, my ten-year-old brother came to visit me in NYC. Within ten minutes of walking on Times Square he had seen a prostitute and a partially-naked man. He now refuses to leave my apartment and screams when I try to drag him out. He's here for the next two weeks. FML
by NYCproblems / 06/24/2013 at 10:06am / United States (New York) / Kids
by pumboc / 06/24/2013 at 1:38am / Australia (Victoria) / Money
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly really awesome guy. It went quite well, until dessert came and he started telling me why bestiality "isn't really so wrong, you know?" Riiiggghhttt. Looks like I'm still single. FML
by kittyfiddlernono / 06/23/2013 at 3:39pm / Bulgaria (Pernik) / Love
by o_O / 06/23/2013 at 1:26pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML
by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck / 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm / Guam / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on my lonely nights. Once at the adult store, I also grabbed a birthday card to make it seem the dildo wasn't for me. At the register, the cashier looked at me and said, "For God's sake, save yourself some money. I already know it's for you." FML
by Anonymous / 06/23/2013 at 6:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by part time all the time / 06/23/2013 at 12:37am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Selina / 06/22/2013 at 6:59pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
- Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort… Today, against my advice, my boyfriend decided to read Fifty Shades of Grey in an attempt to learn… Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought…