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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 610
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, after my dad trying every bait, hormone, and poison, the cockroaches in this apartment have gone crazy. They are trying to kill themselves. One tried to commit suicide, by suffocation, in my mouth this morning. FML


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On 10/21/2014 at 11:42am - misc - by youngboob (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML


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On 09/20/2014 at 2:54am - misc - by pasquale - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML


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On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the guy who asked me out only did so because he thought I "looked rich." He broke everything off once he found out I live in a one-bedroom apartment and drive a 14-year old Volvo. FML


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On 06/14/2014 at 11:28am - love - by me (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my two year old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML


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On 05/18/2014 at 3:51am - kids - by WolfieJL (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend's parents' parrot won't stop imitating my sex moans, and keeps doing it whenever I speak. FML


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On 04/21/2014 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by sexual parrot -

Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML


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On 04/18/2014 at 1:37am - misc - by Fatass - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML


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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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