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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 September 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 204
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I was using a public restroom. After about a minute of me being in there, a little girl came in and started pounding on the door, screaming that she had to go. My pregnancy hormones are so bad that I almost burst into tears. FML

#21213357
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32829) - you deserved it (16304)

On 07/18/2014 at 9:04pm - misc - by LissaMccracken (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I found out that the guy who asked me out only did so because he thought I "looked rich." He broke everything off once he found out I live in a one-bedroom apartment and drive a 14-year old Volvo. FML

#21174325
104 comments

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On 06/14/2014 at 11:28am - love - by me (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my two year old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML

#21143663
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42845) - you deserved it (4887)

On 05/18/2014 at 3:51am - kids - by WolfieJL (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend's parents' parrot won't stop imitating my sex moans, and keeps doing it whenever I speak. FML

#21119041
90 comments

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On 04/21/2014 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by sexual parrot -

Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML

#21116013
76 comments

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On 04/18/2014 at 1:37am - misc - by Fatass - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
867 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58134) - you deserved it (617564)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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