About dimerneckel : :P
All of those pictures I took myself. The first one is the interior of the Frank Lloyd Wright house in the metropolitan museum of art. The second is a dorm burning demo my college has, and the third is a rainbow over staff camp at the summit Bechtel reserve.
I like to play video games, listen to music, and talk to friends. I only comment on FMLs if I'm first or second, and I make sure what I say is clever so I don't get buried. I have 7 top comments at this moment, and I hope to get more.
About dimerneckel : :P
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
dimerneckel's favorite FMLs
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
by Anonymous / 08/05/2015 at 10:06am / United States / Intimacy
by losing the plot / 04/08/2015 at 3:36pm / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Miscellaneous
by Dartfrogger / 02/12/2015 at 2:16pm / United States (Utah) / Health
by HannaMD / 01/26/2015 at 10:21am / Canada / Animals
Today, after my dad trying every bait, hormone, and poison, the cockroaches in this apartment have gone crazy. They are trying to kill themselves. One tried to commit suicide, by suffocation, in my mouth this morning. FML
by youngboob / 10/21/2014 at 11:42am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by pasquale / 09/20/2014 at 2:54am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by whotouchedyou1 / 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I found out that the guy who asked me out only did so because he thought I "looked rich." He broke everything off once he found out I live in a one-bedroom apartment and drive a 14-year old Volvo. FML
by me / 06/14/2014 at 11:28am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my two year old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML
by WolfieJL / 05/18/2014 at 3:51am / United States / Kids
by sexual parrot / 04/21/2014 at 2:42pm / Intimacy
by Fatass / 04/18/2014 at 1:37am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
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