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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 September 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 991
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About dimerneckel : :P

All of those pictures I took myself. The first one is the interior of the Frank Lloyd Wright house in the metropolitan museum of art. The second is a dorm burning demo my college has, and the third is a rainbow over staff camp at the summit Bechtel reserve.

I like to play video games, listen to music, and talk to friends. I only comment on FMLs if I'm first or second, and I make sure what I say is clever so I don't get buried. I have 7 top comments at this moment, and I hope to get more.

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dimerneckel's favorite FMLs

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24951) - you deserved it (4703)

On 08/05/2015 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20479) - you deserved it (16622)

On 04/08/2015 at 3:36pm - misc - by losing the plot (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I announced to my friends that my grandmother is dying. My best friend pulled out his phone and casually announced, "Technically, everyone is dying." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28905) - you deserved it (2816)

On 02/12/2015 at 2:16pm - health - by Dartfrogger - United States (Utah)

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27753) - you deserved it (5607)

On 01/26/2015 at 10:21am - animals - by HannaMD - Canada

Today, after my dad trying every bait, hormone, and poison, the cockroaches in this apartment have gone crazy. They are trying to kill themselves. One tried to commit suicide, by suffocation, in my mouth this morning. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38474) - you deserved it (3522)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:42am - misc - by youngboob (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35393) - you deserved it (5444)

On 09/20/2014 at 2:54am - misc - by pasquale - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55139) - you deserved it (11234)

On 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm - health - by whotouchedyou1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the guy who asked me out only did so because he thought I "looked rich." He broke everything off once he found out I live in a one-bedroom apartment and drive a 14-year old Volvo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48202) - you deserved it (4501)

On 06/14/2014 at 11:28am - love - by me (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my two year old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML


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On 05/18/2014 at 3:51am - kids - by WolfieJL (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend's parents' parrot won't stop imitating my sex moans, and keeps doing it whenever I speak. FML


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On 04/21/2014 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by sexual parrot -

Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39322) - you deserved it (13241)

On 04/18/2014 at 1:37am - misc - by Fatass - United States (Tennessee)

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