About dimattboy : Hello creeper. :)
Im guessing i said something annoying to make you look at my profile. If i did it was probably a joke and you took it up the butt so get over it. :) Here are some things i hate.
1. Sunglasses jokes. ( Oh nevermind jokes are supposed to be funny )
2. Stuck up people. Its a fml site to laugh at other people. Its fucked up but hey, dont act like its not funny.
3.Skyrim jok.... nevermind.
Also, enonymous is the funniest, wierdest, coolest commenter on here so praise him! :D
Bye creeper. :)
About dimattboy : Hello creeper. :)
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dimattboy's favorite FMLs
by Whytetrash / 06/20/2013 at 2:32am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, my brother got one of those water-vapour cigarettes. I was playing around with it, and my neighbour saw me through the window. She came over to yell at my parents about my "addiction" to marijuana. When my parents told her to get lost, she called the cops and tried to get me arrested. FML
by aimee_alexis / 06/20/2013 at 1:30am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by young grandpa / 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/17/2013 at 4:07pm / United States / Holidays
by Anonymous / 06/17/2013 at 3:56pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/17/2013 at 1:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/17/2013 at 1:54am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML
by jhughes1997 / 06/16/2013 at 9:39pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months broke up with me after finding out that I reload my own shotgun shells and I shoot competitively. His reasoning? He didn't want to date a "cheap and dangerous woman." Seriously? FML
by kiss98367 / 06/16/2013 at 7:48pm / United States / Love
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
by Anonymous / 06/01/2013 at 7:43am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/01/2013 at 3:51am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
by regstl / 06/01/2013 at 2:21am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML
by Mayyouneverfindpleasureinavagina / 06/01/2013 at 12:31am / United States (California) / Health
Today, thanks to an idiotic, "hilariously edgy" advert that screened in the very early evening, my 6-year-old son keeps repeating the phrase "I want a vasectomy" to everyone he sees. I've never received so many dirty looks in my life. FML
by theybitchaboutgnomesbutnotthis?? / 05/31/2013 at 6:25pm / United Kingdom (Devon) / Kids
Today, my mom has gone completely insane and insists we only flush the toilet or wash our hands at the start or end of the day, "to save on bills." My young sister thinks it's the best idea ever. My mom makes our food, and my sister just loves to touch everyone's faces. FML
by nightbirdblue / 05/31/2013 at 2:00pm / United States / Health
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…