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dim8200
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 December 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1296
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML

#6117794 (219)

I agree, your life sucks (33283) - you deserved it (2309)

On 11/02/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by notsohappyniece (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML

#5708797 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (23040) - you deserved it (11084)

On 10/07/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML

#888437 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (8034) - you deserved it (49570)

On 04/09/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML

#851826 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (11380) - you deserved it (65830)

On 04/07/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

#809473 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (20248) - you deserved it (46751)

On 04/04/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my grandma gave me the 'abstinence' speech. I had thought she already left to go back to FL but then came into my room to tell me how proud she was of me to keep my virginity. I was doing it doggie-style with my boyfriend. FML

#795380 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (24449) - you deserved it (64475)

On 04/04/2009 at 1:59am - intimacy - by GrandmasWhore (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

#618013 (863)

I agree, your life sucks (43441) - you deserved it (360955)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)