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Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49236) - you deserved it (2945)

On 12/09/2013 at 10:10am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I received a poorly-written letter from my asshole neighbor in which he threatened to "sew" me because my dog shat on his lawn again. I went over, asked if he needed some wool for his sewing, and told him to stop being an idiot. Now he's apparently hiring a lawyer for real. FML

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On 12/05/2013 at 5:26pm - misc - by possibly a sweater (man) - United States (Texas)



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