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dilljac2
  • Town/Country : Idaho, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 November 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About dilljac2 : I work at a public skating rink...FML

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Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML

#2699534 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (95925) - you deserved it (4337)

On 06/07/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

#2210993 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (40315) - you deserved it (7029)

On 05/23/2009 at 1:48pm - love - by jimbop (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

#2209832 (398)

I agree, your life sucks (41673) - you deserved it (15711)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by Tootsy_Roll_Pop (man) - United States

Today, I was putting on cream and my son asked what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He looked at me closely and replied, "I don't think it's working." FML

#2201363 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (35306) - you deserved it (4260)

On 05/23/2009 at 1:04am - kids - by julieb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

#632054 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (90561) - you deserved it (5631)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:38pm - love - by bride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

#552501 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (88071) - you deserved it (5745)

On 03/23/2009 at 1:22pm - intimacy - by MID12 (man) - United States (Maryland)



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