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Today, my Dad told me that I was namd after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28361) - you deserved it (2018)

On 03/14/2010 at 7:23pm - animals - by OhhhNooo (man) - United States (California)

Today , I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which mah boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing looool as I screamd 'I Love You'. After I told him about this , he took me into his arms as I crid , strokd mah back and said , 'What kind of gun was it? FML

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On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

today I looool was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on mah lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML

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On 06/16/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by yourmom (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today , a guy from mah school cummd into mah work. I knew him but forgot his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask fir his name when he probably expectd me to know it. So , thinking I was clever , I said "How do you spell yur name again?". His name was Rob. real FML

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On 06/09/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by purrtygirl (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, AS I GOT DOWN ON ONE KNEE, AND WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SAYING "WILL YOU MARRY ME?", SHE ANSWERED A TEXT MESSAGE. APPARENTLY IT WAS MORE IMPORTANT. FML

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On 04/12/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by suckstobeme (man) - United States (Georgia)



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