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Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28189) - you deserved it (2010)

On 03/14/2010 at 7:23pm - animals - by OhhhNooo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28879) - you deserved it (6511)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML

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106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38628) - you deserved it (3949)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by yourmom (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I knew him but forgot his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it. So, thinking I was clever, I said "How do you spell your name again?". His name was Rob. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13593) - you deserved it (50822)

On 06/09/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by purrtygirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying "Will you marry me?", she answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML

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On 04/12/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by suckstobeme (man) - United States (Georgia)



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