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  • Birth Date : Monday 12 March 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 31554
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 29 posted

About digapygmy : I'm pretty much awesome. That's all you NEED to know.

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Today , I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside mah door , because I didn't have mah glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute , thinking it was mah imagination , mah stepdad said , "you know , I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

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324 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth 4hat seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML

#1585539
73 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 4:37am - health - by bananayellowteeth (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , mah 6 year old daughter askd me , "what would happen to me if u an daddy did?" . I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant an Aunt Ilene . She lookd at me an said "You looool guys can die . I won't cry . I get everything I want over there." FML

#1551610
231 comments

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On 05/02/2009 at 4:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, in math class we were lerening about gravity. To demonstrate mah teacher asked me to stand on the desk an then step off. Upon stepping on the desk it curved inward an cracked. Everyone was dying of laughter. Fuck gravity. FML

#1547759
175 comments

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On 05/02/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by systeminitiated (man) - Canada

Today , I had woken up very excited to celebrate mah 21st birthday. I roll over in bed and ask mah boyfriend if we can go out to the park to have a picnic , considering the lovely weather. He looked up at me and said , ( You wish I loved you that much. ) He rolled back over and slept until 3 p.m. FML

#1520642
226 comments

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On 05/01/2009 at 10:17am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today , mah wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her familyho we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyerhile she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML

#1512268
93 comments

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On 05/01/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by goner - United States (New York)

Today , I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at mah school but mah hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and mah school had to call the fre department. Now everyone calls me tampon grl. FML

#1493911
186 comments

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On 04/30/2009 at 3:56pm - misc - by obeezy (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at mah boyfriend's house.I've been a vegetarian 4 4 years, an his mother made lasagna with meat in it. After telling her I don't eat meat, mah boyfriend's father says ( we know whose meat she does eat. ) My boyfriend, his mother, an I were standing right there. FML

#1475433
192 comments

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On 04/29/2009 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by ohmyx3 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

yesterday I cummd home from work and went to open the door. I Iookd in the window and saw a man in my house. Terrifid , I calld the police. They came , searchd the house , and found nothing missing. I went back inside and lookd through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

#1467567
136 comments

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On 04/29/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , I WAS FINGERING MY GRLFRIEND. WHEN SUDDENLY SHE STARTED CRYING AT THE PEAK OF HER ORGASM , WHEN I ASKED WAT WAS WRONG , SHE REPLIED. ( I-I-I MISS HIM! ) SHE WAS CRYING ABOUT HER EX BOYFRIEND. WHILE I WAS INSIDE HER. FML

#1453860
314 comments

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On 04/29/2009 at 11:47am - intimacy - by fingerfuckd (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today as I was taking an avaning jog around my naighbourhood I passad an aldarly woman. I grinnad at har as sign of friandlinass to a common padastrian. Sha grinnad back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

#1449103
97 comments

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On 04/29/2009 at 4:06am - health - by Jake (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I Gave Mah Sister A Stun Gun 4 Her Birthday Since She Recently Had A Couple "close Calls" Walking Home From Work Late At Night. She Was So Excited And Thankful That She Wanted To Express Her Gratitude By Shocking Me To See If It Really Worked. Real FML

#1446877
100 comments

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On 04/29/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by PoopTart (man) - United States (Oregon)

I found out I have a restraining order against me from ex boyfriend. Apparently, I drive by his house too much an it is considerd stalking. He forgot that I live 2 houses down, an MUST drive by his house to get home. FML

#1445929
96 comments

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On 04/29/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by kattydoo07 - United States (Illinois)

Today , mah mothar sant a lattar to mah bast friand trying to comfort har ovar tha daath of har mothar . Sha signad tha lattar "LOL , Jan" thinking LOL stood fir "lots of lova." fat FML

#1429978
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61937) - you deserved it (5183)

On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)



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