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diemoelol
  • Town/Country : Macon, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 March 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 12359
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About diemoelol : “So” “I” “guess” “as” “an” “nihilist” “I'm” “going” “to” “have” “to” “put” “everything” “in” “quotes” “because” “nothing” “is” “real”.

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Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML

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152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55680) - you deserved it (5863)

On 07/22/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by vomitingnow (man) - United States

Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (146074) - you deserved it (12668)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was walking through the mall with my boyfriend of a year and a half. There was sign outside of the jewelry store that said, "Engagement Rings-No interest for 12 months." I said, "Look, baby! No interest." He replied, "That's right...NO INTEREST." FML

#151605
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22214) - you deserved it (43289)

On 02/27/2009 at 10:18am - love - by Ma.Sa.La. (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22900) - you deserved it (10376)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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