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  • Birth Date : Friday 5 March 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12521
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About diemoelol : “So” “I” “guess” “as” “an” “nihilist” “I'm” “going” “to” “have” “to” “put” “everything” “in” “quotes” “because” “nothing” “is” “real”.

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Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up fir it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60128) - you deserved it (6324)

On 07/22/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by vomitingnow (man) - United States

Today, looool I went to get a sports pysical at a ospital. My nurse was morbidly obese an unattractive. Se told me se would go troug te tests listd on te seet. Se did everyting, including feeling my genitalia. Wen it was done, I read over te seet. Genitalia wasn't a test listd. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (163244) - you deserved it (14865)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was walking troug te mall wit ma boyfriend of a year and a alf. Tere was sign outside of te jewelry store tat said, "Engagement Rings-No interest fir 12 monts." I said, "Look, baby! No interest." He replid, "Tat's rigt...NO INTEREST." big fat FML

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On 02/27/2009 at 10:18am - love - by Ma.Sa.La. (woman) - United States (Maryland)

yesterday I get to see mah boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave mah pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After mah little striptease... he gasped in admiration "Aaaw... Batman sign!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30249) - you deserved it (14796)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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